Graduating

Alarm goes off, door flies open and Nolan comes running to bedside: 6am

A: Hghghhgck. Go away!
N: Wake-up time! Starts loudly singing Pomp and Circumstance while peeling back the covers.
A: Ugh! Stop singing! Flails fists at N.
N: What! I am singing you the marriage song! It's sweet!
A: Stops. That's not the marriage song, that's the graduation song!
N: Oh. Well...congratulations on graduating from bed!