The air horn is probably not the best method

Okay, I vow to write more tomorrow, because seriously I have been at work more today than I spent sleeping in the last two days, and that's just sad. So, I will say, that I found the following little treasure courtesy of my coworker, who taped them all over our cubes today in honour of our other coworker who had her baby last night...2 hours after she left the office, hahaha! Enjoy:



Find more of these "baby dos and don'ts" here:
Baby Instructions