Our bed is so comfortable, it's almost a curse. I was *this* close to killing Nolan when I was rudely awakened this morning by the covers being ripped off, the drapes tossed open, and a hard SPANK. Misery. You all know what I'm talkin about.
When he came home, he informed me that he had good news and bad news, and which did I want first. Bad, of course.
"Okay, bad news is that I found several toenails in a box of unopened Macaroni and Cheese. The GOOD news is that they are going to give us a refund! w00t!"
Quote of the Day:
Drunk guy on the Muni: "HEY!...don't ever. question.my.integrity."
I Heart Arty People
11 years ago
2 comments:
Dude, your blog is making me fear food. GROSS
How did he FIND toenails in an UNOPENED box of mac and cheese?
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